Status: FUBAR

somethingsfucky:

fuckmegentlywitha2x4:

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

this is what me and my friends do when we get together

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cappucciinoo:

pastellions:

madmarauder:

kingdomzelaybli:

phantom-shadow:

dandeliontag:

meevist:

striderp:

davespritebudgie:

wonderfulsekaisekai:

waywardswaggabond:

notchristine:

sentries:

trivelie:

cyclicredundancy521:

My entry for the Homestuck OST competition, titled Alphamatic Replacement

Everyone stop scrolling and listen.

Just do it, ok.

holy

you guys it is really fucking weird just seein ur irl friend’s sawng all up on yo dashboard

holy shit

oh my god…

WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD THIS???

best one ive heard so far

jesus christ this one needs to win I NEED a Homestuck flash to this

this song is actually the driving force of my short horror story now it’s so fantastic oh my god

oh holy shit

Oh my fucking god.

EAR ORGASM LORD JEESUS WHAT IS THIS MAGIC

JESUS CHRIST

PRAISE THE LORD I FOUND IT AGAIN

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST

THIS NEEDS TO BE IN A FLASH OMFG

IF I COULD ONLY PUKE RAINBOWS OMG

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roachpatrol:

lexxercise:

I finally got around to watching this just now and it is just an incredible inspirational (and entertaining) speech for any artist of any age and background in any genre. Neil Gaiman is a treasure.

I know this was on my dash in rebloggable form somewhere recently, but I am lazy and this was faster. Watch it, and make good art.

This is twenty minutes you really, really need to spend listening. 

kinomatika:

oldfilmsflicker:

thedailywhat:

Marriage Proposal of the Day: The planning! The dorkiness! The tears!

So imperfect it’s perfect.

[thanks, rob!]

omg

I am legitimately fucking crying, this was so beautiful. I sincerely hope those two stay together for a long, long time.

kinomatika:

honestly i am kind of impressed with the fact that I have more than one song who’s lyrics consist largely of the word ‘fuck’ lol

kabloooey:

I’m obligated as a resident of Earth

FOREVER REBLOG

well, can’t have people think I hate Harry Potter now can I?

I’m sorry, but my existence obligates me to reblog this. :/

FOREVER REBLOG

Who wouldn’t reblog this?

I just had to reblog after I had. Sorry. DEAL WITH IT.

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leondra:

headwearbutt:

breadquandra:

anenj:

syntheticsealion:

And the video from the Homestuck opening act for J-Popcon’s cosplay show is up! Group name: Fruity Rumpuss Ass Factory. Act name: Battle of the Black King. Music used: AlterniaBound - Rex Duodecim Angelus

Go find these sexy motherfuckers on tumblr;
Aradia - mandighage
Eridan - puridan
Nepeta - anenj
Vriska - regalambivalence
Equius - somehowvikingsomehowgenie
Tavros - syntheticsealion
Gamzee - jimfromthehospital
Kanaya - hiimcoolwannabemyfriend
Feferi - foohbunny
Sollux - pedohy 
Unfortunately, our Terezi and our Karkat are too cool to be on tumblr.  

Reblogging this, just to get the credits here too! <3

Yup! Here’s the credit list

saw this at jpopcon, I was dazzled!

start at 2:00 if you wanna skip the intro I guess

omg the gamzee at 5:30 is kawaii weh 

lunalalonde:

andrew hussie should get quest bed duvet covers made

because that shit would sell

THIS! I NEED THIS! 
I would kill for a void one. 

frowny:

shatterstag:

cucoo:

jasjuliet:

dohmenator:

thebluefloof:

ALL. OF. THESE. THINGS.

YOU. ARE. ALL. AMAZING.

NEVER. LIMIT. YOURSELF.

This is all of the true. I need, like, a daily reminder of how true this is.

Pumps me up enough for my second year. Everyone, read this! Be inspired! Never give up! Practice and make work!

legit

gonna print these out

good idea stag

omgrocketships:

seedsofanxiety:

bear-tier:

watchmeasihomestuck:

chienoir:

multiplethorgasms:

suburban/urban transition BOO HOO :(

5/Suburban sky

god I’d do anything to live in 1

I live in 9 and I’ve seen 7 and 3. I would kill to see 1.

I live in 7  but when i go up to school its like a 6, and i am think the place i am moving to is a 3

Amazingly, near me it’s about a 4. I can’t even see the haze of light coming from the nearest large city.

Where I used to live, it was about a 3-4. Where I live now is about an 8 and sometimes it breaks my heart and makes me terribly homesick.

I’m so happy that where I live its a 3 normaly but when it’s cloudless and no moon its not rare to see 2 and 1. It really is beautifull and breathtaking.

striderkind:

digitonicelectronic:

mejust28poundslighter:

thinnify:

Slimtastic Smoothies: 20 nutritious and delicious smoothie recipes

1. Banana: Blend 2 bananas with 1/2 cup fat-free Greek yogurt, 1/2 cup skim milk, 2 teaspoons honey, 1/8 teaspoon cinnamon, and 1 cup ice.
2. Strawberry Shortcake: blend cups strawberries, 1 cup crumbled pound cake, 1-1/2 cups skim milk, 1-1/2 cups ice, and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste.
3. Raspberry Orange:Blend 1 cup orange juice, 1 cup raspberries, 1/2 cup plain yogurt, 1 cup of ice and splenda or stevia no calorie sweetener to taste.
4. Honeydew-Almond: Blend 2 cups chopped honeydew melon, 1 cup almond milk, 1 cup ice, and honey to taste.
5. Strawberry-Kiwi: Blend 1 cup strawberries, 2 peeled kiwis, 2 tablespoons sugar and 2 cups ice.
6. Cherry-Vanilla: Blend 1 1/2 cups frozen pitted cherries, 1 1/4 cups milk, 3 tablespoons sugar, 1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice.
7. Grape: Blend 2 cups seedless red grapes with 1 cup concord grape juice and 1 1/2 cups ice.
8. Blueberry-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup blueberries, 1/2 cup unsweetened coconut milk, 1 tablespoon each honey and lime juice, 1/4 teaspoon almond extract and 1 cup ice.
9. Creamsicle: Blend 3/4 cup frozen orange or orange-tangerine concentrate with 1/2 cup cold water and 1 cup each vanilla ice cream and ice.
10. Spiced Pumpkin: Blend 1/2 cup each pumpkin puree and silken tofu, 3 1/2 tablespoons brown sugar, 1 cup milk, 1/2 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice, a pinch of salt and 1 cup ice.
11. Black Raspberry–Vanilla: Blend 1 pint blackberries, 1/2 cup raspberries, 1 cup vanilla yogurt and 1 tablespoon honey.
12. Banana PB&J: Blend 1 frozen banana with 1 cup soy milk, 1/4 cup each creamy peanut butter and wheat germ, and 2 tablespoons seedless strawberry or raspberry jelly.
13. Vietnamese Coffee: Blend 1/2 cup chilled espresso or strong coffee, 1/4 cup sweetened condensed milk and 1 1/2 cups ice. Top with chocolate shavings and/or chocolate syrup.
14. Pineapple-Mango: Blend 1 cup each chopped pineapple and mango, 1 cup coconut water, a dash of ground allspice and 1 cup ice. Sprinkle with toasted coconut.
15. Chocolate-Banana: Blend 1 banana, 1 cup chocolate ice cream, 1/2 cup milk, a pinch of salt and 1/2 cup ice.
16. Peanut Butter–Apple: Blend 1 chopped peeled apple, 3 tablespoons creamy peanut butter, 2 tablespoons flax seeds, 1 1/2 cups each soy milk and ice, and honey to taste.
17. Veggie: Blend 1 1/4 cups tomato juice, 1/4 cup carrot juice, 1/2 peeled cucumber, 1/2 celery stalk, 1/4 cup each parsley and spinach, and 1/2 cup ice.
18. Lemon–Poppy Seed: Blend 2 teaspoons poppy seeds, the zest and juice of 1/2 lemon, 1 cup plain yogurt, 1/3 cup sugar and 1/2 cup each milk and ice.
19. Strawberry-Maple: Blend 2 cups strawberries, 1 1/2 cups milk, 1/4 cup each maple syrup and wheat germ, a dash of ground cinnamon and 1 1/2 cups ice.
20. Apple-Spinach: Blend 2 cups spinach, 1 chopped peeled apple, 1/2 cup silken tofu, 1/4 cup each soy milk and orange juice, 1 tablespoon each wheat germ, honey and lemon juice, and 1 cup ice.

Find more here…

YUMM

Need this

gOD

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I need this in my life.

julietfoxtrot:

Giving away a brand new Monoprice tablet! It has been opened to see if everything was there and for a quick 5 minute test run (the battery it came with is in the pen already). I liked the tablet but changed my mind - So I’d love to give it a new home to someone who is in need!

RULES

• You do NOT have to follow me
• Reblog to enter - likes and multiple reblogs don’t count. Just one. (If you
  don’t want the tablet and would like to reblog for signal boost then please say so, when rebloging it, so that I know to exclude you in the final drawing)
• I will ship anywhere world wide
• Make sure you ask box is open so I can let you know if you’ve won!
• Contest ends June 3rd at 11:30pm CST
• The winner will be picked with a random number generator

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your shit is wrecked.: Poor Man's PAX

homestuckcosplayhelp:

I was painting troll symbols on shirts with Tulip Soft Matte fabric paint the other day, and some of the paint got on my arm. I didn’t clean it off right away and once it had dried I noticed that it wouldn’t rub off, but came off easily in water. I decided to do some…

shwatsonlocked:

abzzzz:

vondell-swain:

jeanlions:

jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk:

Katy Perry’s “E.T.” vocals over the Beatles’ “Eleanor Rigby.” Pure sacrilege, so naturally I love it.

wait

wh

i

love this?? what is going on

eh mah gosh

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